May 2013
what she says: im fine. its nothing
what she means: i wish you were harry styles
my-placenta-is-on-fire:
scarecrowartist:
bekkaa:
sweeter-than-tea:
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
April 2013
colfr:
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
biologytextbook:
if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
1. PONTE AUDIFONOS
2. PULSA PLAY
3....
